Dude.

3.57 p.m. Wednesday, April 1st, 2026, episode number 1,089 of, yeah, dude, my name is Jonathan.

This is Seth. Hello, Seth.

Jonathan, great to see you.

It's great to see you as well.

Let me make you a little bigger. You can just give me a second. Let me go full screen on you. I already did that with you. Great to see you as well. Let me make you a little bigger.

You can just give me a second. Let me go full screen on your eyes. I do that. The second I see you, I can't resist. I pop it. I've got triple monitors. I didn't tell you, but I put... It's like a landscape. I've got to, yeah, I used a new app. It's got you as a baby and as an old man.

I put those on the side.

I meet you in the middle and then I do 1089.

Wednesday, April. I've got to, yeah, I use the new app. It's got you as a baby and as an old man.

I put those on the side.

I meet you in the middle.

And then I do 1089. Wednesday, April 1st, April fools, don't try to fuck with me. That alarm clock went off. I put the note on the alarm clock. So when I hit it, what's this piece? Oh, don't get fucking fucked. Don't get dup today. Don't get fucked today.

Yeah, so the second I hit it, just got online, just nothing. You can't. What? Can't family. What? No, he ain't. Maybe he is. I don't know, but he ain't. But you can't fuck with me in the morning. Find out for sure. Then I took it on into the streets and I was just like,

I don't know if any red lights became green, green became red.

Do people really do it anymore?

I don't know. I don't like maybe in offices.

I think it goes down for real.

I had to look something up.

I, do you know what, do you know what senior assassin is?

Senior assassin is that a new, like, game?

No, it sounds like a game.

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