Episode 1087 - Happy Tom Cruise Day

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The new Mission: Impossible premieres today which means Tom Cruise is out crushing it on the promotion rounds, unfortunately it has been revealed that Tom Cruise does not eat popcorn like a human being, Kid Cudi has taken the stand in the Diddy trial, and based on his latest appearance on Rogan there is no way Aaron Rodgers is playing in the NFL this year.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution.
0:17.0	Brought to buy Omaha Steaks.com.
0:26.6	Oh, J.B.
0:29.7	Hi.
0:31.0	Hello.
0:32.4	This is me.
0:33.8	Look at you.
0:36.7	Man, that sounded really beautiful in mind.
0:39.3	It really did.
0:40.3	My God, you look beautiful today.
0:42.4	Thank you so much.
0:43.5	The way the sun is able to kiss your skin and just make it tan immediately is nuts to me.
0:49.5	I'm getting there.
0:51.0	I feel like it's going to be a good tan summer for me. Oh, yeah. I hope so. Today I'm white, though, because I was up super late last night. These hours, no good anymore. No good. Writing a book this late anymore is not fun at this age, you know? You're like, yeah, man, I could.
1:11.7	I used to seven and a...
1:13.3	No, you can't do it with three kids and everything else.
1:16.0	Mom of the year you went to, what did you go to this morning?
1:18.9	Fifth grade graduation.
1:21.4	Was it the actual graduation?
1:23.3	That's tomorrow, right?
1:23.8	Yeah.
1:24.3	Well, the walk is tomorrow.
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