Episode 1082: Don't Take Jesus To The South With Ivizia Dakini

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Sinferno Cabaret Maestro, Ivizia Dakini talks about the chocolate and peanut butter that is stripping and playing with fire on rollerskates. Should Paul get that back piece he's been talking about plus other tattoos? Where does one rent a pool for orgies and other kinds of parties? Scoop mail goes #1. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	The ice cream truck drivers, those are the people that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:12.2	Right now, I'd like to thank Frankie Steaky Scoop, Feefe, Elk and Magic Scoop, Dr. Scooplittle, dirty old scoop, and Dead Laslo.
0:21.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:25.1	That is where you can go sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows.
0:30.1	The weather.
0:31.1	Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front?
0:34.2	Hmm, how naughty.
0:35.6	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:38.6	The night will be wild and untamed.
0:40.8	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:44.7	By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:50.8	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:52.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:55.9	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:59.5	The life you save may be your own.
1:04.5	And now, a program.
1:06.9	Hey, Johnny.
1:07.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:10.7	Yeah, I'd love to. Great, let's go. Do you want to go to an ice cream social? Yeah, I'd love to.
1:12.1	Great.
1:12.6	Let's go.
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