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Drive through where we answer your questions and they are answered by the man who is my subject

You're on the show me being the host of Great Brian Lasta Netties Mr. Jim Cornedon here is

You're subject

Do you mean that in the royal way you're subject like dissecting your loyal subject or your subject like the fucking Ginny pig

Well of this fucking fiasco already you have subjugated me into being a subject instead of the

The the special guy. Well, how could I be a special guest? It's it's actually named after me this program

We never have settled specifically

What our purposes are here have we our purposes? You're the host. I'm the host you speak first. What are you?

I'm the I'm the expert the host and the expert the hot well, it's I yes

I'm the expert you're the host if you're the host I'm the expert who answers the questions here is the premise of the program

That's the premise. Oh, now you're doing the introduction to this is good stuff

Well, what are you now my fucking improv coach? Oh, this is good stuff. Let's keep workshopping this

Hey, are you a fan of improv comedy? You're a fan of like a second city?

We're your fan of Mr. Show when I was on HBO. What do you know? I know I think they're all a bunch of fucking morons what?

Yeah, no you don't yeah, because it's too many fucking wannabe comedians trying to make shit up off the top of their head

Don't have a fucking ability to fails more often than it succeeds

Don't give me a premise. You're an attack see. Yeah, fuck you take your taxi on away from me motherfucker

One could stand up that can just tell stories and has some material

It has a fucking delivery and has a fucking personality that you can fucking be entertained by

Is worth a whole stage your goddamn want to be fucking let's put on hey kids. Let's put on a show

It's like the cosplay wrestlers

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