Some days are terrible you wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

grape banana bread some day we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our head

in our head.

Hello everybody, how you doing?

Congrats on all of it.

Just you're here and that's amazing.

I clearly have eaten something in between the last week's episode.

I'm recording them back to back.

And today's recording that you're listening to right now.

And I'm just so much cheerier. You know, so much

cheerier. I can't hear you breathing so we're gonna do the mic off when you're

not talking sorry.

Can't even even breathe. I came up with it so I've been, I was, I was calling and I went to go running yesterday which was dumb I only lasted like two miles because I hadn't eaten I was intermittent fasting I'm like running on no calories not my bag of tea bag of dicks whatever so I stopped halfway through and just went home because I was like this sucks but I was trying to get myself in the mood to run even though I didn't want to I never really want to run but you know it's good for you and at the end I don't regret it I'm glad I did it and then I was trying to make it funny I was trying to be funny. So I was I was just impropping and I hadn't eaten I was starving.

Famished. Absolutely famished. Did it to myself so that's fine. But I was trying to make it more enjoyable experience and so I was like we're

gonna look hot when we run calling yeah we're gonna like fuck me hot and then he was laughing

so it was you know he didn't know this but he was egging me on and so and then I'm like I want to

teach women how to be hot when they run I was just fucking improv and in the hallway

while we were putting on our sneakers and then I said this line that I was like this is

so funny I'm like, this is so funny.

I'm like, men love three things.

Tiny, fat, pussies.

And then I started cracking up,

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