Episode 108: Giving Back To The Community

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested for plotting to cook and eat children, and 248 fetuses are found in a Russian forest. This week we've got Molly Knefel, Michelle Wolf, John Roy (briefly), and Saman Arbabi!

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0:00.0	Around table gentlemen. I let's draw no minds
0:13.4	Stammer action gentleman
0:19.1	Civilities gentlemen always civility
0:26.0	Okay, all right everyone please close your eyes for a guided meditation
0:30.5	You are a trophy inside of a glass case in a high school
0:36.2	You can hear at the corner of your trophy ears some kids laughing. What are they laughing at?
0:41.2	What are they laughing the corner of your eye? You can see a large man with the red hair being held down against as well
0:48.5	Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Where's the story going? The glass case opens the trophy is removed
0:53.8	You're moving towards the large man. Why are you moving towards him? Yeah? Why are you moving?
0:57.2	Better yet wire his pants down around his ankles. Oh God. Oh God. You're entering the man's ass
1:03.9	Fuck hold him
1:05.9	He's screaming
1:07.9	Screaming
1:09.9	All right who is
1:11.9	That's who is oh god and then there's darkness because asshole is clenched around the witty
1:18.2	body and all of a sudden
1:20.6	The eyes open you're no longer a trophy
1:23.0	You're a large or not a large a tall skinny gangly man with tattoos of vegetables on your body in my ass
1:30.0	No, not in the ass. This is different place. You're at Union pool staring at one Molly Neville. She wants to kiss you
1:38.6	When you kiss her she seems interested, but you know she's not
1:44.0	And what you ought to say what you move in you go for a kiss you relax you breathe and you find yourself on the round table of gentlemen
1:52.2	Oh wow what a great prayer
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