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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin, I'm sorry about the hiatus. I actually called it hiatus. I used to think it was hiatus. I told the not a principal, but he was like the vice principal of my high school.

I went back for the reunion and he's like, you look like you've been lifting Andrew and I go, no, I've actually been taking a hiatus.

I told Mr. Roy that and he looked at me weird and I was with my older brother and he's like, we want, like Mr. Roy walked away and he goes, dude, what was that? I go, what?

He goes, you just told Mr. Roy of a tall ass. And I was like, why, what? And he's like, it's hiatus. You dumb fuck.

And yeah, so, you know, I was never good at vocabulary, but yeah, sorry I've taken a hiatus. I just kind of need to figure out exactly what I want from this podcast.

But my lovely girlfriend is visiting me again and you guys seem to like the last episode we did.

And I begged her to be on it because she just did her skincare routine and she's saying that the light is making her shiny.

And I told her to dab it with a towel and she goes, no, it's more important to have the skincare product that she could put, reapply.

But how do you feel about your skincare, Brenna?

Well, it's really expensive, so I don't want to redo it, but it's better to look wet than dry though than to look super wrinkly.

You look shiny, like you, you're just hanner than me, so I feel like you can't see it as much, but I put skincare on you and you look glowing.

You constantly give me, I think we talked about this last time, how you like to give me facials because you want to try to make me not look my age.

Are you going to freeze me when I die, like Walt Disney?

Yeah, just keep you for myself.

Okay, if no one was around and I died with a heart on, would you get one more bang in or no?

I would, no, I'm too terrified of dead bodies. I can't even joke about that.

So that's a maybe I would bang you. I'd bang you good. I'd have to lube you up though.

I'd take it off your face off your right.

Yes, she put like, she puts serum on. I go, I go, how much is shiny cat?

It's kind of looks like like when the kid like either you get bad acne as a kid or you get insanely greasy and dry in the winter time.

I used to get like dry patches and I was 85 degrees out.

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