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This episode of After the Whistle contains profanity. Listener discretion advised. Please enjoy.

The benefits, the benefits of being of like having the shorter limbs, eh?

Oh, you're so full as shit.

That's what I hear from everyone.

Guys with the long arms, you know how much harder we have to work? Guys like you and you have the long and lean.

I got the short and stubby.

You know how hard it is to make it look like you're not just fat?

You are 200 pounds yet, Gio?

Not a chance, buddy.

What do you mean?

You're talking about 200 pounds.

Well, listen.

I never even come close to sniffing 200 pounds. Well, listen. I never even come close to sniffing 200 pounds.

Okay.

Well, I'm going to just tell you this.

When you look at you from behind with that big ass that you have in those jeans,

you are definitely a 200 pounder plus.

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