Episode 1078: A Handful of Creamers (with Sarah Hester Ross)

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, Sarah Hester Ross stops by the churn. She's hosting a Valentine's Day Show with Matt at 9:30pm at The Composer's Room and people can get some sex toy love just for going. (https://thecomposersroom.com/event/sarahs-sweet-sour-v-day-variety-show/). Also, Paul loves elephants. Jacob is keeping a curious eye on all the gay night clubs in town. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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0:00.0	I can't fit inside this tiny
0:02.7	Bop, bop,
0:03.1	box.
0:04.1	Oh.
0:06.1	All right, people.
0:07.0	Oh, I keep banging my, my head.
0:08.9	From one.
0:10.7	Places.
0:11.6	Back to one, everyone.
0:12.6	Back to one.
0:13.3	Remember your lines.
0:14.8	Me, my, mo, me, my, mome.
0:17.5	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:23.8	Remember your first driver.
0:27.7	Right now I'd like to like Thunder, Cougar, Falcon, Scoop, Slurping, hey, motherfucker, motherfucker,
0:32.1	Scoop Kada, Scoop a Pussy Soros.
0:36.1	And Sarah Boyle. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, like Scoop a Pussysaurus. And Sarah Boyle.
0:37.8	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver like Scoop a PussySaurus, head on over to
0:42.8	PreachingFun.com.
0:44.2	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:48.8	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:54.0	Or maybe a clone, right?
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