Episode 1076: Let's Give Them Something To Caulk About

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Px3's Justin Robert Young in churn joined by Digital Nomad Podcast hosts, Big Sexy and Judge Mentalist, as we dive into the clusterfuck that is Nevada's primary vs Nevada's caucus. Feces trigger warning as WWE Vince McMahon lawsuit is discussed and tiny feet warning as DeSantis footwear is discussed. Big Sexy tells us what good eats Romania has to offer. Physical scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:36.9	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:38.6	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:45.5	It's a new month, so I don't have a new list yet, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver at this part of future shows.
0:46.5	We owe you one.
0:47.1	We got you.
0:47.9	Yeah, it's coming.
0:49.2	It's coming for it.
0:50.3	The thank you's in the mail.
0:52.2	Yeah, it's going to be there.
0:58.1	Don't worry about it. Ice cream truck drivers, please keep on delivering that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes.
0:59.4	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign
1:03.9	up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
1:08.4	The life you save may be your own.
1:11.4	Leon Kasab just became an ice cream truck driver.
1:13.3	Oh, thank you, Leon Kasup.
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