Episode 1071: Deer & Denny's.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Matt has a show in Wisconsin this Friday and it's -3 Degrees there. Jacob just got back from his travels and he catches Impractical Jokers at Resorts' World. Paul has new and innovative bathroom designs. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there! It is time to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.0	Who are the ice cream truck? No, no, it's a, it's a truck. It's not a train.
0:11.7	All aboard the ice cream truck train.
0:13.7	Chiggy, chigua, chik, chik, chik, chik, chik. These are the ice cream truck drivers.
0:17.5	They're delivering that ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:20.5	Clips up. Kippok up.
0:21.5	Is that a horse?
0:22.5	Yes, it's a stage robbery.
0:24.0	Stagecoge robbery.
0:25.7	Five!
0:26.2	Right now like, like, think bad pirate scoop, bearded scoop three, line scoop, Christy and Elcester,
0:32.3	Christy Salinas, Daniel Lozor, and Darren Cunningham.
0:35.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I sure hope you do, head on over to
0:40.0	preaching fun.com.
0:41.6	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:47.0	The life you save may be your own.
0:51.6	Is that fine?
0:53.4	Hangout horse.
0:55.1	Hey, Johnny.
0:56.2	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:58.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:00.3	Great.
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