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Welcome in in folks. It's just banter.

In for Jake. We've got Dan. Dan.

Hello, Dan.

That's me clapping for myself.

Thanks for having me.

We've been meaning to get to the bottom of what's going on in the Middle East.

We kind of figured who better than a guy that doesn't pay any attention to it at all as best I can tell.

Did you hear about the pager thing?

Pager?

Yeah, they made the pagers explode.

I guess they all had pagers.

The Gaza people or the Israelis or somebody?

So is the leaders of Hezbollah?

Oh, yeah, bad.

Yeah.

That's not that little guy, right?

No, no, that's Hasbula, right? Something similar. I don't know. It's very close. The little guy that has a picture with Luca? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I first found out about it, or not maybe not first, but the first thing I think of is like Mike Tyson tickled his tummy. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Because he just saw a little person, he just saw something small and he's like, oh, it's a baby, and he's like 30. So that's not, he didn't explode. No, no, as far as I know, he's thriving. Wouldn't that be terrible if he exploded? Like now you're talking to it. Now I'll pay attention to that news. Yeah, yeah. You know I

would have known that. Yeah, yeah. That'd be huge. Uh, no, apparently Israel found out

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