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Slop Quest

Episode 107: Sugar Daddy

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2017

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on rollin', as we move on to discuss stories from our home states. Unfortunately, the next story is a bit of a Debbie downer, but let's hope that these Florida teenagers get what's comin' to 'em! After maaaany episodes of giving the Y a hard time, we finally do a story that celebrates the organization (of course it doesn't involve the Danish). After that, it's all post show talk. Viva Danish and O'Neill!

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neill

0:07.0

Yeah, I was Danish. Yeah

0:15.0

I was Danish

0:19.0

I was so near

0:22.0

so I can tell you

0:22.0

so I can tell you how they both feel

0:28.0

It's a grip I guess

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They call it Danish.

0:38.0

Danish Moni

0:40.0

colonial.

0:44.0

Danish! Gator Shano Neil. Shannoni.

0:47.0

Gator Shano Neil.

0:50.0

Gator Shannoni. Shannoni.

0:54.0

Gator Shannoni.

0:57.0

Gator Shannoni.

0:58.0

Gator Shannoni. me

1:10.0

In my books you never turn the blue job down. In my books you never turn the blue job down. You just can't turn it down I guess. I've heard of

1:17.2

people turning them down but it's not a popular thing to do. By the way if you hear

1:21.0

a humming it's the air conditioner.

1:23.6

It's too fucking hot.

1:24.8

It's actually me getting a hummer.

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