Hi, welcome to Hollywood Crime Scene. This is Rachel Fisher.

Hi, this is Desi Jettakin.

Well, Desi, I'm just about ready to pop open that bag of chips.

I have on my dining room table.

Honestly, I was thinking this like a few weeks ago.

The hardest thing about podcasting is that you can't eat during it.

I know, it's awful.

Because it's like I really would love to just fucking snack while we're doing the show.

I know. I mean, you know what? Really hard.

It is really fucking hard not to eat during the show.

Because wouldn't it be great just to have some of those chips right now?

One time we tried to do that.

One time we did try to do that and we got yelled at.

Because I was like sucking on the chair.

You were making a lot of mouth noises.

But also I was trying to be quiet.

Yes. And it ended up being more revolting.

You know what? Fuck you.

You're probably eating chips right now.

I know. It's really unfair.

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