Episode 1065: The Ham Solution.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Post Christmas Fatty Rabbit Hole! A very Paul thing happens to Matt's Christmas. Jacob grosses Paul out with his like of vegetables. Matt and family take in Enchant. Physical Scoop mail and a ridiculous Jock Vs Nerd.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello, and happy almost new year!
0:06.9	It's that time of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.1	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.8	Right now I'd like to thank Star Trooper 3,000 Scoop, Darren Cunningham, Dirty Old Scoop.
0:17.2	I want a Scoop baby.
0:18.7	Paula, Sarah Boyle, and Slurper Cailley, motherfucker. Hey, Scoops, check out the, oh, hold on.
0:25.6	There's more to that one. I'm still on Slurpy Cayne motherfucker. Check out the nerdy shirts at Designed by Star Trooper on Etsy.
0:37.2	All right. Designed by Star Trooper on Etsy. All right.
0:37.9	Designed by Star Trooper on Etsy.
0:40.6	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver like these fine folks, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:45.8	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:49.0	And who knows?
0:50.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:53.1	Maybe a clone.
0:54.0	A clone of you. Maybe a clone of your own. Maybe a clone. A clone of you.
0:54.7	Maybe a clone of your own.
0:56.3	Dolly the sheep.
0:58.5	Hey, Johnny.
0:59.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:01.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:03.6	And so she's fine.
1:04.6	Let's go.
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