This next act asked me to read this.

Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,

but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby.

T.C. and Jake.

Hey folks.

This is a fun, experimental bit of podcast thing. I hope the audio is something approaching acceptable. I'm surrounded by not one but two window units. So I'm sure that's going to be a fun listening experience. But I'm in Maine, as covered last time.

So we got a, like, you know, it's just a hotel room.

So I'm just on the balcony of the hotel, because, you know, it's either that or my whole family.

It's just quiet for however long this takes.

And we got too much Roblox to play for that.

Is your kid into Roblox?

Yeah, I think so. Okay. I don't know that we have any, but they had them at school.

We're big magnetiles people. It's, uh, I'm sure they do have like a physical line of whatever, but it's like a iPad, iPhone game.

Oh, I could have swore.

I'm sure that they do have, you know, like they've capitalized on it.

It's been around forever.

It's like one of the big kids games.

But I could also see you very sensibly being a, how about we don't play video games all day family.

Yeah, I mean, I think I've said this before, but yeah, we do limit it pretty hard. I mean, it's just not how we were built for better or for worse. I think it's for worse. I think it's a giant disaster, but we're going to walk headlong. I'm sure it's fine. But it's not like, I mean, there are times on the weekend, you know, where she might have it for an hour.

An hour, God.

What I wouldn't give for an hour to be a time that we could measure it by?

We definitely never allow it in the, we don't allow it in the morning.

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