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I've got a system down with the various gas stations across the Metroplex.

Because the big thing now, I don't know if this is a life you're leading

or if like this is a different level of scumery that only is

available to me but there's something I mean maybe this isn't that big scum wise but it feels

something about it feels wrong to me that because I'm trying to drink a ton more water

uh I'll take my water but like my I'll I've already You are not pissing in that water bottle, are you? No, no, no, no. Okay. The way I set that up, I guess I let myself open to that. But I'm stopping all the time to piss, and then I'm running out of water. Like, if I just drank one, I already drank one water bottle a day, and here I am, terrible pain.

So like, I'm trying to do better. So I've got to get more water at some point, but I don't like,

I don't want to buy water. I don't want to add a water budget. I don't want to add a line item

for fucking bottled water. And I don't like how it tastes at all. I like tap water. And so I've been

taking my water bottle in the gas station whenever I take a piss, but I don't want it.

You're filling it up in the bathroom. I don't want it in the bathroom. So I'll, I feel weird that

that I bring my own belongings into a gas station and then, like,

set them on a ledge outside the bathroom, but that is what I do. And then I'll go to like,

whatever the water thing is on the soda fountain. And I'll use the gas station, but just like fill up a

personal, I don't feel like you're allowed to bring in outside receptacles to a gas station, but just like fill up a personal. I don't feel like you're allowed to bring in

outside receptacles to a gas station and then fill them up yourself. I feel bad about it.

But I like it. You like it? Do you do that? I've never done that. Yeah, I mean, if you, I like, I always, now I've, I'm very careful to pick the biggest gas station I can find because I don't want them to see me.

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