Episode 1052: Playing Cello For The Pastryarchy

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

With scoop, Slurpee Ky Yay Motherfucker making thier 1st churn visit ever, confesses to trying to injure his girlfriend only to have it backfire. Matt blacks out with his children and Paul. Jacob witnesses the power and majesty of a Vegas party bus. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	Why, hello there!
0:05.1	I'd like to take this moment to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.7	The ice cream truck drivers, those are the people that deliver that fucking ice cream
0:11.4	straight to your fucking earholds.
0:12.6	I also want to thank them, Jacob.
0:14.3	Matt would like to thank them as well.
0:15.8	Thank you.
0:16.4	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:18.3	Noted that Matt would also like to thank you, truck drivers.
0:20.8	Appreciate it. Paul does not care. I yield my time. I care a little bit. All right. All right. Well,
0:26.4	that's an improvement. The ice cream truck drivers, these are the people that head over to
0:30.5	preaching fun.com. They sign up to be ice cream truck drivers. They deliver that ice cream to
0:35.4	your ear holes. Go sign up, be an ice cream truck
0:39.1	driver. Who knows? The life you save may be your own. Indeed. Now, a program.
0:48.2	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social? Yeah, I'd love to. Great. Let's go.
0:57.7	We have a slurpy Chay's here.
1:00.5	That's right.
1:00.9	The turn.
1:01.5	Okay.
1:03.4	And then what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, no scoop name.
1:08.8	He's never heard the show before.
1:10.3	Oh, right.
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