So Ross is an utter coward of course, but Matt of course was referring to this amazing

tweet today from Ross that I think is actually the most grotesque thing he's ever written.

And this surpasses even the Chunky Reese Witherspoon incident or any of the just

soul shatteringly embarrassing moments from privilege.

Doubt that, NYU today, 5-3-17, 434 PM.

He was, there's context, he was live tweeting the French presidential debates like an asshole.

One handily.

Ross writes, what if Hillary had Lippen's smoker's voice instead of her own?

What if Lippen was 15 feet tall?

And she crushed me under her feet, and I just got a mouthful of toe jam and she called me a little worm and rubbed my head into the carpet.

What if she strapped me to a radiator and beat me with Hot Wheels tracks till a crucifix formed on my back? strapped cutting off their oxygen just enough to make things interesting.

And of course the answer to Ross, if Hillary had Lippen's Smoky Kathleen Turner voice,

the answer is you'd be cranking off thinking about her and not Lippen.

I feel great.

It's just Patty and Selma.

You got a van you can throw an old broad into?

I gotta go change wigs.

I'm chilling in Cedar Rat. I may not be the mask, but I'm smoking.

There he is.