Episode 105: Freak of the Week
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Jay Leno, eat your heart out! On this week's show: junk from Ali Express, why Mike hates the environment, tearing your neck apart with a mecha-razor, and Juggalo Memories. Like, a full hour of that stuff. So. That's pretty good.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they hit another YKS. |
| 0:05.0 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:08.0 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:10.0 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. Oh no, they get another YKS. Now you gotta hear another YKS. |
| 0:17.6 | Time to find out why YKS. Put your headphones on, it's YK has. Hi Mike, hi Jeff. |
| 0:26.0 | I was just listening to last episode. |
| 0:28.0 | There's a point where you get Mike to list off as many Democratic presidential candidates as you can in a minute. |
| 0:36.2 | He says like 8 or something. But if you give them the same amount of time and ask them the name |
| 0:42.0 | as many ice cream flavors as you can. |
| 0:44.4 | You probably come up with like fucking three or something. |
| 0:47.6 | So my question is, what the hell? |
| 0:50.5 | What the fuck is going on? |
| 0:52.4 | The fuck's your problem. Jesus. |
| 0:54.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 1:00.0 | JF here. Mike, across the table from me, Mike, it's so wonderful to see you. |
| 1:06.4 | What's up, man? How are you doing? Not bad. Not bad. Just chilling, you know? Me too, man. I just, I went to the store earlier today. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to the store. |
| 1:20.0 | I'm thinking I want to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I was, I need to go there myself. You were thinking about... I'm trying I want to I'm one of I was I need to go there myself you were thinking about I'm trying to make a cake |
| 1:25.7 | I would like to make like a professional nice cat and having this urge |
| 1:29.8 | to make a cake I don't even really like |
| 1:32.1 | Sweet so I'm gonna bring it to my work or something, but I got to get all the stuff to make a cake. |
| 1:37.6 | There's so many ingredients you have to have. And honestly, I was there for ingredients too, really, it's funny you bring that up. I was there for ingredients as well. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah. But I park and I get out of the car and it is hot. |
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