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🗓️ 8 October 2018
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Welcome back to The Luke and Pete show, where your two eponymous antiheroes wait in situ to waste another 35 minutes of your time. It's tough work, but someone's got to do it. This time around, it's a protein-heavy edition as Pete tucks into eggs and spinach while talking about diets.
After that an actual real-life doctor gets in touch to discuss the best way to transport and transplant a kidney (clue: don't take a bite out of it), and then we get into the realms of Jurassic Park with a live orchestra, the absolute state of some of the things dinner ladies used to serve up to school kids, and a legend of The Luke and Pete Show finally gets in touch. Don't miss it!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your |
| 0:35.0 | there. |
| 0:40.0 | the care in the world as you simply lean back. |
| 0:37.0 | And before you know it, you're there. |
| 0:40.0 | This is how travels should feel, |
| 0:42.0 | and on our trains it does. |
| 0:45.0 | Avanti West Coast feel good travel. You're Welcome to the Luke Pete Show. I am the Pete Bit. I'm joined by the Luke Bit. |
| 1:10.0 | All right. My Luke Bit on the side. |
| 1:12.0 | Luke, I was wondering why the music was so loud in my headphones. |
| 1:18.0 | It's because I turned up my headphones really loud. |
| 1:20.0 | Okay, that's that mystery solved, isn't it? |
| 1:23.0 | That's mystery solved, isn't it? |
| 1:24.0 | I've changed my Twitter bio to Pete Donaldson's side bitch. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | Because that's me really, isn't it? |
| 1:31.0 | Exactly. |
| 1:32.0 | No one's successfully managed to ascertain |
| 1:34.4 | whether you or my sidekick or I'm your sidekick I very much feel like your |
| 1:37.6 | sidekick I think they're very much 50-50 in this relationship to be honest |
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