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Slop Quest

Episode 105: Basketball and Stuff

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2017

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y report. Hakuna matata.

Transcript

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Danish colonial.

0:07.0

Yeah.

0:10.0

Yeah. Yeah I was Danish

0:17.0

I was so near

0:19.0

so I can tell you

0:20.0

so I can tell you how they both feel

0:28.0

It's a great practice

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal

0:35.0

They call it a Danish

0:39.0

Danish

0:40.0

colonial

0:45.0

Danish Oh, Day to Shallow Neil.

0:47.0

Day in Shallow Neil. Day Shallow Neil.

0:50.0

Day Shano Neil. Shano Neil.

0:54.0

Day Shano Neil.

0:57.0

Day Shano Neil. Well, yeah, we are the Danish and O'Neill.

1:07.0

Well, yeah, we are the Danish and O'Neill.

1:15.0

Anybody see Ritchie?

1:17.0

Yeah, that's us.

1:23.6

What are you doing with that?

1:24.6

If you're looking for Danish you know and eel, you found us.

1:27.3

Uh, yeah, congratulations.

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