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🗓️ 11 January 2021
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This piece was originally released in February, 2017.
Notes
This very good article in the Museum of Hoaxes gives a nice overview and links out to the original article.
Hampton Sides In the Kingdom of Ice has a nice telling of the story with a lot of background on the editor of the Herald.
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0:00.0 | This is the memory palace, of Nate de Mayo. |
0:03.2 | The old woman kneeling at the altar in the flickering candlelight lost in prayer. |
0:09.3 | Didn't hear the bear had into the Church of St. Thomas, and so her death, which came as |
0:15.0 | the grizzly teeth sank into her throat, while horrible, was sudden and swift and therefore |
0:20.8 | relatively merciful, as these things go. |
0:24.8 | The young nanny holding close her young charges in the back of a horse-tron carriage couldn't |
0:29.5 | protect them from the lion when he pounced and took all four children away. |
0:35.3 | The young women, seamstresses who had put down their needles and thimbles and scissors, |
0:40.4 | to stroll for a spell in the sun, didn't expect to see a rhinoceros tear through the |
0:45.0 | park, nor its horn tear through their friend, Nate Thomas. |
0:50.1 | The New Yorkers who woke up on a November Monday in 1874, to a headline in the herald that |
0:55.6 | screamed of, a shocking Sabbath carnival of death, were stunned to learn what had taken |
1:00.8 | place in their city mere hours before, as they read about the rhino at the Central Park |
1:05.1 | Zoo. |
1:06.1 | In the zookeeper who poked it with a stick through the thin bars of its cage, taunting it |
1:11.0 | for no good reason, just as the last visitors were filing out through the gates at the end |
1:15.5 | of the day, until the rhino started ramming its body against the bending bars, until they |
1:20.6 | broke. |
1:22.1 | As did the bones of the zookeeper, as the beast barreled over him, and rampaged on, smashing |
1:28.5 | the cages of other animals until the panther, and the lions and the tiger and the bears, |
1:33.6 | grizzly and puller, in wolves there were wolves too, were all somehow let loose to run |
1:39.5 | a muck, cackling hyenas, shrieking monkeys and apes, swinging free, swinging for the trees |
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