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I had a wild hour on Tuesday I wanted to tell you about.

I meant to tell you about it on the last show, but I forgot.

So that's good.

I got called out to Garland.

Ride starts in Garland.

And I can see we're going from Garland to just whenever it pops up, like the destination's

on the airport freeway.

And I know I'm in Garland.

I don't know exactly when the thoughts started to percolate in my head,

but I pull up to the house and I look at the house and starting to feel like I'm about to be

sucked into meth head side quest. Yeah. And then I see the two women emerge from the house

and I feel a feeling of total certainty.

Yeah.

The tweaker side quests are going to be the next little bit of what my life's going

to look like.

Dallas Cowboys sweatpants.

Essentially.

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