Episode 1040: The Mumm Ra Show with Matt and Jacob.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Paul has a tricky day with flooring. Armadillos are Sound Garden fans. Matt steps into the wiping zealot world of Planet fitness. Jacob makes new rules for the road that better mankind. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time. It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.6	These are the folks that head over to preaching fun.com. That is where they go to sign up to be ice cream truck drivers just so they can deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:17.3	Right now I'd like to thank Dirty Old Scoop, Dead Laslo David Walker, David Johnson,
0:22.7	Darth Scooper, and Darren Cunningham.
0:25.3	If you want to be like these awesome people,
0:27.6	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:29.7	That's where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:33.4	Who knows?
0:34.7	The life you save may be your own.
0:38.3	Bum, ba, do, do, do, do. Who knows? The life you save may be your own. And then you two can have a banquet beer.
0:44.5	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:50.7	I don't know what banquet beer means, but sounds delicious.
0:54.5	You don't go to the banquets then. I don't. I don't know what banquet beer means. It sounds delicious. You don't go to the banquets then.
0:57.1	I don't.
0:57.7	I don't go to enough banquets.
0:59.0	I say this all the time.
1:00.3	What's the banquette appears?
1:02.9	I think that's highlight.
1:06.1	I think that's Miller highlight.
1:09.9	It's time for Matt Maddoin's ice cream social city in Kent State, Ohio. It's time for Matt Madeline's Ice Cream Social,
1:12.6	sitting in Kent State, Ohio.
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