Episode 1037 - If The Founding Fathers Had Twitter
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Jack Mandeville joins the show to break down the sorts of things the Founding Fathers of the United States of America would have been tweeting, from Ben Franklin getting caught for having mature porn accounts in his likes to Thomas Jefferson shamelessly DM sliding and Alexander Hamilton acting like every single journalist and politician you hate on the bird app.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:06.0 | Presented by GhostBend.com. |
| 0:10.0 | Sit back, relax, and grab a fucking drink. |
| 0:17.0 | What is up? |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome back to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:19.0 | I am again your fill in host for the day. |
| 0:22.0 | Rob Fox, Ross is taking his baby girl home. |
| 0:27.0 | He's on paternity leave like Buttigieg for two months. |
| 0:33.0 | Which he was railing against and then we're like, hey Ross, are you coming in today? |
| 0:37.0 | How dare you? |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, I mean the presumption that he's asking us all to believe is that he's doing something. |
| 0:44.0 | We all know with absolute certainty that that is not true. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm just happy Jesse's shit that baby. |
| 0:52.0 | Now I got my cigarette smoking buddy back. |
| 0:54.0 | The baby? |
| 0:55.0 | Jesse, but yeah, the baby. |
| 0:57.0 | Can you smoke while you're lactating? |
| 1:00.0 | Is that effect of milk? |
| 1:01.0 | You know, I think they frown on it, but. |
| 1:04.0 | How long do I have to like and give her a cigarette again? |
| 1:06.0 | I just give her one. |
| 1:07.0 | I give her one now. |
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