Episode 1037: A Little Bit of Confetti.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Matt's one week into The Fooler's Tour. Topo Checo is one month into a shortage. Paul is into his cups on his Pennsylvania wine tasting getaway with the wife. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Triva Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time again.
0:05.0	It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.5	Who are the ice cream truck drivers you may be asking yourself?
0:11.6	They've got those.
0:12.8	It's a long story.
0:14.1	But anyway, they're the people who deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking earhol.
0:17.8	I don't know what they're doing right now.
0:19.5	No, no, it's just ice cream, guys.
0:22.3	It's the sound of ice cream.
0:23.7	Whatever ice cream sounds like to you. Beep, boop, beep, boop.
0:25.2	I'll take it.
0:26.9	Right now, I'd like to thank the upside down under Scoop.
0:30.4	Star Trooper 3,000 scoop, Slurpy Cay, motherfucker.
0:33.9	Scoop Kada, Sarah Boyle, Paula, and Paul's brother.
0:38.3	Thank you so much.
0:44.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com, that is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:46.0	And who knows?
0:49.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:53.9	But here's a show. Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social? Yeah. But here's a show.
0:55.4	Hey, Johnny.
0:58.0	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
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