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New Rory & MAL

Episode 103 | The Guys Are Ready For Cuffin' Season

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

(This episode was pre-recorded on September 14th) The boys sat down with their team to have a (semi) serious conversation about what relationship season looks like at their age. Mal gives us absolute terrible advice on what to ask women on a first date, and they go over the official Cuffin Season Calendar dates. Mal tells a story of the first time he went to a girl's family's house for thanksgiving, and we try to decide which R&B starlet would break his heart, which leads into a conversation regarding women in the entertainment industry and the people they must kiss for work (poor Safari). They also tell you what kind of women to avoid if you don't want to be lied to, how to fake an orgasm, + more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

No, we're not

0:17.6

So listen check this out. This is a new episode of new Rory and more I am all I

0:21.3

Don't know man. I might be a much whoever you are. You're gonna sound journey so good

0:24.5

So this this episode since we're on on the road. We're on the road right now. We're doing our live shows

0:30.3

We're fresh fresh back from Chicago shot down. Yes, and we decided to take the day off because we're fucking tired

0:37.3

So deal with it. Well, it's not that we're flying currently right when you're listening less. We are in the air

0:43.6

All right, that's not how they that's us in the air. I've never been on a plane air

0:47.5

That means the planes going down

0:50.3

So yeah, this episode

0:52.3

Rory we decided to

0:55.0

Do an evergreen episode we want to want to talk about

0:58.1

Quote on quote cupping season. I didn't know that I didn't know that that was still a major thing and and well

1:03.6

In our lives, but apparently it is so we're going into cover season. I had no idea that

1:08.9

Drafting had started we're also old. We're also old as fuck. Yeah, I feel like the cupping season term from what I remember

1:15.7

Started on Twitter. It's totally different now in like oh nine

1:18.1

2010 when I think I was of the age to do the silly cuffing season games and schedules right

1:24.6

I don't know what that looks like at 30s. It's totally different now

1:27.1

It's a whole different world. We live in as a whole different game if I told a grown woman

1:31.4

And an adult woman. I'm scouting I'm scouting right now

1:34.5

She called on cops

1:36.5

She's calling the police. You're going to jail. Do you have a 401k and do you want children soon?

1:41.3

I stop with your fucking your draft is the woman good

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