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Slop Quest

Episode 103: Nude Beach Attack

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that briefly lost its mind and ran wild in California leads to some convo. Danish tells O'Neill about something called the "pizzakini", and he doesn't approve. After that, it's a lot of post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Transcript

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Danish and O'Neill.

0:05.0

Yeah.

0:07.0

I was Danish.

0:15.0

I was so near so I can tell you how they both here

0:26.0

so I can tell you how they both feel It's a free packer, So it's a fucking good deal

0:30.0

They're calling Danish Danish

0:36.0

Danish Monil

0:40.0

Danish Danish Shannonil Day in Shannon, Shannoni.

0:44.0

Day in Shannon.

0:47.0

Day in Shannoni. Day in Shannoni.

0:50.0

Day in Sh Neil. Shadow Neil.

0:54.0

Day in Shannon Neil.

1:00.0

Day in Shadow Neil.

1:01.0

Day in Shadow Neil. Well, now it's our own podcast.

1:14.6

We've done a lot of podcasting this week.

1:16.6

This is, hoo, it's a hard week in terms of podcasting.

1:21.2

Coming off the Burke Chrysler, plus hour marathon. Yeah five hours and 12 minutes of us talking made me sick

1:29.6

Not sick to my stomach gave me a throat problem.

1:34.0

Did it?

1:35.1

Is that what your issues from?

1:36.8

Stems from?

1:37.6

Well, I don't think it's from that, but.

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