Episode 1023: Keep Your Schnitzel Moist.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Johnny Katz back in studio and he reveals his true super power. We get into whether there is a real controversy with F1 and the Tuscany Casino. We also address which Hologram does Vegas need the most.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.5	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.3	We don't have any new names this month because it is the first of the month,
0:11.6	but I want to say a special thank you to all those ice cream truck drivers up there.
0:15.0	Bartholomew. There's a new name for you.
0:16.9	Bartholomew.
0:17.5	Yeah.
0:17.8	Thank you, Bartholomew.
0:19.3	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com.
0:22.9	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:26.3	You'll deliver all that ice cream straight to those fucking ear holes.
0:30.2	And who knows?
0:31.6	The life you save may be your own.
0:35.0	That didn't fade out very smoothly.
0:37.0	Not at all, buddy.
0:37.7	That was a stop.
0:38.3	I had a stop button instead of a fade out button.
0:40.8	That's what it did.
0:41.4	Because I'm good at my job.
0:44.1	Hey, Johnny.
0:44.9	All right.
0:45.4	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
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