Episode 102: With Yankees Third Baseman Gio Urshela
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees won another series, this time against Manny Machado and the San Diego Padres. Luke Voit hit a triple, and it was awesome. We were told Chris Paddock was good, but we have reason to believe otherwise. We're then joined in studio by Yankees third baseman/wizard Gio Urshela. We talk about his dream first few months in New York, break down his biggest moments, how much he's loving this locker room, getting tweeted at by the President of Colombia, what the “four fingers” celebration means, and more. He's just the best. We are then joined by unbiased national baseball journalist and Red Sox buffoon Jared Carrabis to talk about how awesome the Sox bullpen is and preview the weekend series!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | What's happening? |
| 0:09.8 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch presented by Barstool Sports. |
| 0:13.5 | I'm your host, Hubbs, alongside me on the other side of the table, Mike Hose, my compadre, |
| 0:18.3 | the Vape got himself, the Classic Cloud, Tommy Smokes, Tom Scobelli, what's going on? |
| 0:22.6 | What's up, how are you? |
| 0:24.2 | We're still pretty fucking good at baseball. |
| 0:26.2 | Still really good at baseball. |
| 0:28.3 | You know, we did lose one game, and you know, it's like, |
| 0:30.8 | oh, maybe we're not so good at baseball and there was |
| 0:34.4 | really no doubt after one loss but all the losing did was make us winners |
| 0:37.8 | of 12 of 15 we lose so rarely nowadays that it's like one loss is like well |
| 0:42.1 | what's going up and what did it take for us to lose |
| 0:45.2 | fucking Andy green Andy green that is like not a manager's name what a fucking loser |
| 0:50.7 | loser Andy Green is yeah let's try and let's try and get the weather to come out, |
| 0:55.0 | they'll try and get the rain, |
| 0:56.0 | I'll stall as much as possible because I know my team stinks |
| 0:58.0 | and the Yankees are just gonna beat us if we keep doing this. |
| 1:00.0 | Fucking Andy Green. |
| 1:01.0 | That was the most obvious stalling tactic of all time. He was I mean how how pathetic of a look is it that he was just begging for the rain. He's like I'm just going to keep changing pictures and hope that a storm comes or just ends this game because I know we're going to blow it. |
| 1:12.8 | I had all 20 of like Padres Twitter commenting on the blog. |
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