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The Golden Hour

Episode 102: Nine Finger Dads

The Golden Hour

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Comedy

4.610.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

https://bit.ly/kingandthestingTheo & Tammy's Belated Christmas & Talent Extravaganzahttps://onlocationlive.com/product/theo-and-tammy-s-belated-christmas-talent-extravaganzaBrendan is at the West Palm Beach Improv 12/31 - 1/3https://www.palmbeachimprov.com/events/41652The boys talk John Candy, Uncle Buck, Wisconsin Hmong's, Snow Blowing Triggers, Carpentry, Bunk Bedding, Aggressive Orangutans, Sneaky Teachers, All New King It or Sting It's, Relationship Advice Submissions, Debate Club's, Culture Corner Auditions and more!BetterHelp - https://betterhelp.com/katsHims - https://forhims.com/katsKats Merch - https://KATSmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

When the animals look around the animal kingdom they don't see any there's no nice tits, bro

0:04.1

I've been to the zoo, dude

0:05.5

You know what I'm saying every now and then maybe you see something that's got a nice little baby bag hanging on

0:11.2

Some of those gorillas are banging though, Doug

0:14.3

Some some the asses on the bad boons to get you going you feel me?

0:19.2

No, keep going, buddy

0:25.8

Back off my broccalini

0:27.8

Get your life together

0:29.8

It is touch me bro. I'm not touching you

0:34.9

You look like Carl Lentz if he if he cheated on his wife with a buffet

0:40.5

Look like Carl Lentz if I was fucking cheating on my girl at Chili's

0:45.3

Yeah, yeah, dude you look like a hitman for golden Corral brother. You look like

0:50.9

Bro, oh, it's a dessert bro. What the fuck are you wearing dude?

0:56.5

And why why is it on button solo dude you look like the only chick that got kicked out of the Charles

1:02.5

Manson family for being too negative

1:10.5

Dude you look like you're in the deleted scenes of fucking of Tiger King

1:15.1

You look like Joe exotics gay as boyfriend the deleted scenes

1:20.8

Bro, you you look like you comb your hair with Joe Rogan's dick

1:26.3

Dude you look like you give Joe Rogan massages in his fucking and his fucking sauna

1:32.7

Yeah, I'll ask true. I look like I sneak into a sleep in the middle of the night and give him a

1:38.0

You look like you look like when he's in a sauna you poke your head and go you need any water. I got water out here

1:43.4

Oh

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