Episode 102 - Maintaining Emotional Control feat. Rob Delaney (4/23/17)
Chapo Trap House
Chapo Trap House
4.6 • 9.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'll bring this family court to order. |
| 0:20.0 | I bring this family court to order. |
| 0:23.2 | Well, Mr. Jones, since you've determined to act as your own attorney, you're entitled to make a closing statement at this time. |
| 0:31.5 | Thank you, Your Honor. |
| 0:33.3 | Your Honor, in the past few months, I've furnished a residence for my children. |
| 0:37.4 | I've held down my job. |
| 0:38.7 | Very successful broadcaster at InfoWords, |
| 0:41.2 | pletionplanet.com. |
| 0:42.0 | I may the truth be with you. |
| 0:43.2 | In regards to my behavior, described as erratic by my wife, |
| 0:48.0 | I can only plead insanity. |
| 0:51.0 | I love my kids. |
| 0:52.6 | They are my world. |
| 0:54.3 | I wish I could simply accept the proposed custody agreement. |
| 0:58.2 | Hell, I wish I could just shrug the whole thing off. |
| 1:00.7 | Sometimes, you know, I want to shut my door, fire up the grill, and eat red meat, and go fight another day. |
| 1:07.8 | But when you can't share your beef with your son, your own flesh and blood, |
| 1:14.3 | then you got no chance. Your Honor, hell, you know, forget about Your Honor. People of the court, |
| 1:21.3 | everybody watching home on the webcam on the live stream, when the demonic, and folks, |
| 1:26.6 | these people are demonic goblins, okay, true |
| 1:29.9 | scum. When they say that you're unprepared as a father, then you got to use an ankle |
| 1:35.7 | monitor for custody just because you forget their names. Who the hell remembers every name there |
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