Episode 102: I Married a Cake, Bitch!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2015

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am. This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:06.0	Great! Let's go! It's ice cream social time.
0:26.9	Welcome to Matt Mattingley's Ice Cream Social.
0:29.5	Hello, Scoops.
0:31.0	Hello, ice cream socialists.
0:33.2	Hello, ice cream socialites.
0:34.8	Hello, to the ice cream sandwich.
0:38.3	Hello to my partner, Paul Mattingley.
0:40.5	Hello to my partner, Mr. Matt Donnelly.
0:42.8	And, of course, we are in the presence of Jacob the Audio Guy.
0:45.8	Hey, guys.
0:47.4	We come to worship at his feet.
0:50.7	I would have worn socks.
0:54.6	Paul, have you ever get a pedicure?
0:57.9	Yes, in China.
1:00.0	In China, you got a pedicure.
1:01.1	Well, it wasn't a pedicure.
1:02.8	It was more of a foot massage.
1:04.2	But it was a hardcore foot massage that involved a bit of pedicure type.
1:10.0	Your nails clipped while you're part of it.
1:12.1	There wasn't that.
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