Hey everyone, Sebastian here. Before we get started today, I just wanted to give everyone a little

warning. The title of today's show makes it sound like it is super kid friendly,

but there is going to be some very real talk about Santa Claus going on here. Now,

depending on the age of your kids, this might either be super fun or super uncomfortable.

There's also way more violence in this episode than you might expect.

So, if you're listening with young ones who are still committed to the magic of jolly old

Satanic, then you may want to turn this off or maybe just share it with them a little later.

I know, leave it to me to make a Santa Claus episode that's somehow not kid friendly,

but I thought I'd better give you a heads up. For everyone else, please enjoy.

There's a story that there were once three boys who had been sent to go gather food in the fields by

their parents. It was hard work and it wasn't long before the three lads convinced each other

that playing games and exploring would be a much better use of their time.

So the boys set off on a little adventure. Before long, they were far from home and more than a

little lost. Much worse, their day of play had left them all extremely hungry. It was at that moment

that they saw in the distance a little butcher shop. Surely they thought that kindly butcher would

take pity on them and give them a little something to eat before they started their journey back

home. Little did the boys know that they had just stumbled upon the most evil butcher shop in all the

land. The butcher was rumored to be a notorious child murderer. While local people suspected that he

had been behind the disappearance of many kids, no evidence of his crimes could ever be discovered.

But of course, the three little boys had no idea of this when they knocked upon his door.

The butcher came to the door and the boys told him of their predicament. They asked if they could

please have a little food to give them some energy for their journey home. Why, of course,

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