Hello, today's show is an edited version of the live show we did at London Podcast Festival

earlier this month. There were some things in the show which were too visual to include in this.

Hopefully, the story still makes sense. I think it does. Or rather, I should say that the bits

of the story that won't make sense to you also didn't make a great deal of sense to the people in the

room. There's the odd bit where you might think, what are they laughing at? I don't find this

moment of silence funny. Well, that's usually because a joke of some sort appeared on the screen.

But I've tried to edit around that stuff and I don't think you'll feel like you're missing out

too much. Here we go.

The Greek-beak-British-Birth-Nanza-Live.

Hello and welcome to the Greek-British-Birth-Nanza-Live!

Alive, human birth, streamed in 4k to the internet. So hello to everyone watching on the

street and of course those brave enough to be here in the room. You haven't found

already your ponchos should be under your seats. My name is Dr Sam Archer, a doctor best known for

my work on Channel 4's embarrassing penis, Channel 5's car crash anus, HBO's car crash anus USA,

Channel 5's celebrity euthanasia live, Channel 5's Friday night X-ray, what's up your arse

edition and Channel 5's 24 hours to save my genitals. Amongst others and I'm joined by the

parents to be so please give a big birthday and welcome to the bovine arse wet bulb-tress

Copic and his partner Tanya. So please introduce yourself to the audience and hear the

and just getting the latest figures of 14 people on the stream.

Hello I'm Tanya, a vicious young soon to be milk from the Swansea area and I'm having to

give birth on a live stream to make money because my feckless partner Bob has driven us into a

financial black hole. Tanya you sure this is a good idea maybe instead we could just borrow some

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