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Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,

or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website,

as well as the printed magazine, brought to you by the Milk 7000 Quantum Edition.

Now, this episode is my 100th as host of the show after I took over from former presenter Paul Kitesworthy.

Yes, it's a milestone, but I don't want to make a big deal out of it.

I'm looking forward to this evening, where there is a gala dinner taking place in my honour at the Mongolfie Golf Hotel and Golf Course and Golf Course.

How much of the gravy do you drink?

We need to pump out the gravy.

I'm of course looking forward to the food.

For the main course guests can choose between Steak Alligarden Centre or Beef Houses of Parliament,

which will of course be followed by the Trout Course.

There will also be a bottomless tripe fountain, a frozen milk luge and entertainment from the brass band of the RNLI.

Of course, with the RNLI there is usually the danger that the brass band will be called away to see at any moment,

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