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Episode 100 - Your Host's Hundredth Episode

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef And Dairy Network

Maximumfun, Dairy, Partridge, Comedy, Ben, Beef

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Mike Wozniak, Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Lucy Farrett join in this month as your host celebrates his hundredth episode.

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Hello, just a little content warning at the beginning for gun violence and excellent comedy podcasting.


The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is sponsored by Milk 7000 Quantum Edition, the new milking system from Mitchell's.


If it's not Mitchell's, get back in the truck.


The world's fastest milking machine just got faster.


For the first time using quantum technology rejected by NASA, a cow can be completely deconstructed on a molecular level,


turned inside out, squeezed, drive by the patented rubber buffering arms, and reassembled all in the blink of an eye,


with only a small risk of catastrophic fire.


For 10% off the installation cost of a milk 7000 quantum edition system in your dairy, simply use the code MilkMyMolecules.


Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,


or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.


The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website,


as well as the printed magazine, brought to you by the Milk 7000 Quantum Edition.


Now, this episode is my 100th as host of the show after I took over from former presenter Paul Kitesworthy.


Yes, it's a milestone, but I don't want to make a big deal out of it.


I'm looking forward to this evening, where there is a gala dinner taking place in my honour at the Mongolfie Golf Hotel and Golf Course and Golf Course.


How much of the gravy do you drink?


We need to pump out the gravy.


I'm of course looking forward to the food.


For the main course guests can choose between Steak Alligarden Centre or Beef Houses of Parliament,


which will of course be followed by the Trout Course.


There will also be a bottomless tripe fountain, a frozen milk luge and entertainment from the brass band of the RNLI.


Of course, with the RNLI there is usually the danger that the brass band will be called away to see at any moment,


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