Oh, PC and Mac.

Eat my balls.

I'm going to Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Live Game of podcast.

Today is Friday, the 23rd of July 2010.

We're recording on a Friday, and why?

Because I've just got off a plane, and it's going to be possibly a somewhat subdued show

and a little strange one today.

But I tell you, I've missed you something wrong.

And there's loads to talk about, but I know nothing, I know nothing for a change.

I will fill in the blanks as best I can.

Okay, boys and girls, sit back and relax.

My name is Darren Bordock.

He's Matthew Moore, and you're listening to the Midlife Game of Podcast. Sit back and all the phone's going off. I've got to switch that off. So unprepared. Right then, brother. Yes. How have you been? It's been. I've been okay, man. I've been okay. I missed you. You've been deviously plotting with the community members

on what to do to my house

in my absence

there were so many great ideas

I think you must have read the forum today

and there was a lot of use of semen

a lot of semen was deemed

to be splashed about your house

a lot of seamen substituted

for other things

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