Episode 1003: Scissor Me Timbers.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This episode may still wreak of Season 1 as it is our last bank episode. Paul and Matt recall what horrible events happened on their birthday. There is a horrible cruise ship incident involving a magician. Matt identifies his least favorite type of heckler and Paul addresses WWE healthcare. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.4	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.7	Get on this truck.
0:12.7	This is a weird truck.
0:14.3	Anyway, right now I'd like to thank Jeff Harris, Jonathan, Lori Ellsroth, Matt Daughery, and Malia.
0:20.3	Thank you all so much.
0:21.5	These are the people that get in those trucks and they deliver that ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:27.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com, that is where you can go to sign up to me an ice cream truck driver.
0:33.0	And who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:39.8	See, season one, it was a boat season two it's a dream i think i can i think i can i think i can and here's a show hey johnny do you want to go to an
0:47.0	ice cream social yeah i'd love bating bambalam great let's go
0:51.3	bambulam is the sound it makes when I love baby.
0:56.2	We're here recording a bank of a cell.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:58.3	Why?
0:58.7	Because we have Paul's ass out here in Vegas.
1:00.8	I'm here in the turn, live in effect.
1:03.7	And then getting that wax, shaking it, baking it.
1:08.7	Wait a time for Maddenal of his ice cream social.
1:12.1	For real, sitting across from me is Paul Bannon
1:12.7	Honestly right across me
1:14.0	That's Mr. Maddonnell
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