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Listen, I'm making out this chick, right? I'm looking at it. And this happened like six, seven years ago, right? But I remember so vividly, because it was such a weird experience. I woke up like the fuck, right? I'm making out there, right?

It's great, you know, because like in that time seven years ago,

this is like my crush that like doesn't even exist,

but somehow in the, the feeling of it being my crush was there.

Anyways, make it out there and I open my eyes and I'm sucking a dick, okay?

Oh my God, see, how to get me out?

Here me out. This guy, how did tell you? Hold on the story? Hold on.

Here me out.

This that game of throw shit, I'm telling you, bro.

These stories are like game or throws like I said earlier, bro.

They start good.

And then the middle is like, oh, no, fuck all, bro. See, now I'm worried that immediately at this thing, he called to tell him a story.

And that's why he knew. Like, as I was what I'm saying, like, how the hell are you chilling with it, girl?

You open your eyes and you're talking a dick.

Like, how do you open your mouth when you're kissing a girl?

Yeah, bro.

You're still opening eyes.

Like, is that you waking up or you still in the dream?

Hey, Trace, shut the fuck up, bro.

Yeah, you wanted to take us from the numbers, this.

Yeah, man.

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