Episode 100 - Chapo Goes To College (4/17/17)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Our live show at Harvard University, where we held a tournament to decide the most evil person to ever emerge from the institution.

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0:00.0	There you go.
0:03.2	go?
0:04.2	There you go?
0:05.2	I will be.
0:07.2	No. New rules. If you couldn't get into Harvard, get invited through your podcast.
0:20.0	Harvard, hello, hello?
0:25.0	Look to your right.
0:27.0	Look to your right. Look to your left. Within a year one of you people will have dropped out to found the next Uber for toilet paper.
0:45.0	Science Room D. Are you ready for some a cappella singing?
0:50.0	We are an a cappella group, the Positillions. We've been invited here to sing for you and I hope you're ready.
0:59.0	No, not at all. We are Chappo Trap House. Thank you for inviting us.
1:04.0	Before we start, we did have a list of rare slurs on the board and a janitor did come in and
1:20.6	finish it.
1:21.6	And if you can find that brilliant mind, please tell us.
1:28.0	Let's see the roll call.
1:30.0	I am Will Menaker.
1:32.0	I'm Brendan James. Felix Spiderman. Mr. Rollcroll, I am Will Menaker.
1:32.7	I'm Brendan James.
1:34.3	Felix Spiderman.
1:35.6	Amberly Frost.
1:37.4	Matt Crisman.
1:38.3	Hey everyone, I'm Virgil.
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