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Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

I'm still stuck in Atlanta, but I'm here with Dionne and Chris.

And we're talking about some wild shit.

Like, we talking about some drunk black history,

American history with me.

And I told Chris how black people got to America

and why white supremacists so mad, what happened was they stole us.

And they wanted us to clean the house because they was kidnapped

us on the boat.

And then they thought we were going to come up in a clean house.

And they made a mistake and looked like a black man.

And they thought it was a broomstick.

But they were broomstick dicks.

And they got us over here and real out of their big dicks

and the shit they work out.

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