Episode 10: Best Of Both Worlds

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes you want to have your cake and eat it too but sometimes TK has a word or two for that ass as well. Press play and pay attention.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey, K, hey daddy.
0:09.0	I was just doing it when I could speak to you with you.
0:12.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?
0:17.0	I know you're busy but I miss you pop B.
0:20.0	Get over here.
0:21.0	Hey, TK, I'm calling you I was thinking about you I'm hoping that I get a call back been on my mind
0:28.6	but you know that's your girl from Detroit. Give me back, can you get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	Talk to you later.
0:37.0	Bye. What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,
0:41.0	aka A. T. T.A. T. T. T. K. Kirkland, aka T to the motherfucker gay.
0:44.1	T K Kirkland is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.
1:05.0	Hello? Hello. What is this? It's TK. What is this? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's going on? So you have an issue with men over there. I was reading your Twitter though.
1:06.0	You sound like a nigger, that's why you're having a problem.
1:09.0	What you say?
1:11.0	I say, you sound like a nigger and your chirbet, you sound like a niggle in your tour but you sound like a man.
1:15.0	I was reading some of your stuff on your Twitter.
1:18.0	I was reading some of yourself on Twitter.
1:20.0	You're not giving up a lady like Vives.
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