Episode 10: Afghanitastic!

Sex and Other Human Activities

The Last Podcast Network

Sex, Comedy, Advice, Activities, New, York

4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

A soldier stops by before deploying to Afghanistan and favors Sara and Marcus with some sex advice. Marcus is in a drought, and Sara wants to bone all the Doctors. Write us a review on iTunes, why doncha?

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0:00.0	I can download all podcasts I want, but I can't download food.
0:08.0	All right, we're good to go.
0:10.9	Hey, everybody.
0:11.8	Welcome to another exciting edition of sex and other human activities.
0:16.9	I am Sarah Benin-Casa, and with me as my favorite radio or TV phrase with me as always is Marcus Parks
0:23.9	Hi Marcus hey Sarah how you doing darling oh I'm doing all right how are you god I'm so lonely oh no
0:30.8	Marcus every girl that I've been fucking hitting on for like the last week and a half. She's either got a boyfriend or she's married.
0:38.8	And they're all so pretty.
0:40.0	They're all over the place.
0:41.3	There's on every street corner.
0:42.8	It's like I see him out, like fucking street away out of the corner of my eye.
0:46.4	And just there's none.
0:48.1	They're everywhere, but there's none.
0:49.7	You look like a melting mythological witch.
0:53.8	You're making a very constrained poopy diaper face.
0:58.1	On tints?
0:59.0	Well, obviously.
1:00.1	And now, this is the time of year in New York City that was beautifully memorialized by Dave Chappelle in the first season of his show where he talks about New York boobs and how there is one day
1:12.0	out of the year when all the boobs come out.
1:14.4	And we're past that day now here in New York City.
1:17.2	We're recording in April of 2011 BTW.
1:20.8	And so, but I'm sure it'll be evergreen because sex is forever.
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