Episode 1
HELP! I Suck at Dating
iHeartPodcasts
3.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2017
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Dean turns to the listeners for tips on how to be better at dating. Next, in need of all the help he can get, he hits up the "Married at First Sight" dating expert for advice. Then Dean's search for answers comes for full circle as he tracks down Zoë...his first kiss from 5th grade. Dean needs help and he'll stop at nothing to get it.
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| 0:00.0 | I suck at dating with Dean Unglert and I heart radio podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey guys, my name is Dean Unglert and I suck at dating. |
| 0:11.0 | I don't know how this happens but it seems like overnight I became the poster child for just being horrible at dating. |
| 0:18.0 | And this is what it's come to. I currently am launching a podcast to work through this. |
| 0:24.0 | Not the most proud moment in my life. I would probably say my college graduation was was number one. |
| 0:30.0 | This probably isn't even the top 100. But we're doing it anyways. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, let's introduce everyone we got in the studio. We got Eastern who is getting married on Saturday. |
| 0:41.0 | Hello, thank you. Thank you for being here. It's great to be here. I'm really excited. I'm excited to spend my last week as a bachelor here with you. |
| 0:48.0 | Learning some skills. We've got a few more days. Congratulations again. |
| 0:52.0 | We got Mark who is happily married 15 years. 15 years married. Yes, sir. I don't know that I could give you any advice. |
| 0:58.0 | But if it comes up, I'm happy to try. And as we just discussed, he met his wife when he was 26, which is my current age. |
| 1:03.0 | I was 26 and she was 18. Wow. Wow. Yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | Was Mark was there ever a moment where you sucked at dating? |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, all of it. I never stopped until I met her and it was like it's like what you have told me you're looking for. |
| 1:19.0 | We're just as easy and it all falls into place. And that's what that's what happened when you met her. Yeah, no more games. |
| 1:25.0 | Because everybody else is playing games. Oh, do I call back? When do I call back? Should I wait for them to call back? |
| 1:29.0 | And now of course it's texting. There wasn't at the time. But there was all the games. But with Amy, there were no games. |
| 1:34.0 | Okay. Gotcha. And then how about yourself, Eastern? |
| 1:37.0 | When did I meet my wife? Yeah, we met working at a movie theater together 10 years ago. Okay. |
| 1:43.0 | And it took five years to get to the point where we were dating. We were friends for that time. Okay. |
| 1:49.0 | So it was a very long vetting process. But just like Mark said, it was so easy once it started once it actually happened. |
| 1:56.0 | And I am a big fan of being friends first. I think that was a cool thing to do. |
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