Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the first ever Danish and O'Neil podcast.

This is episode one coming out of the gate strong.

We've been away from the podcasting game for a little while

but it's good to be back man some of you guys might remember us from the

infamous Boner City USA Podcast it's you know we're still friends with Andrew and there was that other guy who did it as well.

So, but we've moved on to bigger and better pastures and now it's just us, just the of us just you and I we can make it if we try do you

like the the more Marvin gay version of the will Smith I like the will Smith of course

you're a purist absolutely

We are recording live out of the Ari Manus studio

Bea top the bowels of the comedy store where uh we're at like, what do you call that?

And the pirate ship where you're like up the top of the thing?

The bridge?

Uh, would, man the helm?

No, like, you know I'm talking about way up top of the mast? Oh that like

lookout spot. Yeah that's where we are in the comedy store. I think that guy

looks for icebergs or other pirates. Really? I thought he was looking for

mermaid pussy up there. It could be.

You're probably not going to see the pussy's probably going to see a lot of mermaid titties.

The pussy's like, I don't think they have a pussy.

Don't you have to take that like condom thing they have on over the fin off you bring it up a good point is all

those guys that were lured in in the uh folklore of the mermaids like there was no

pussy they must have just gave it great bejays.

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