Episode 1 - Toddler Body

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson discusses why he wants to have the abs of his 2 year-old son, why every man should be able to pick a permanent body, and he goes way too in depth about his fast food fascinations. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution.
0:24.0	It's not an evolution, kids, it's a fucking revolution.
0:27.0	What does that mean?
0:28.0	What does the revolution mean?
0:30.0	It means we're not putting up with any bullshit anymore.
0:32.0	It means we're going to up with any bullshit anymore.
0:33.0	It means we're going to talk about whatever we want.
0:35.0	It means we're living in our own world.
0:37.0	It means that it's our time down here.
0:40.0	It's all over once you go up Troy's buckets.
0:44.0	You're back in the real world.
0:46.0	Here, you can live in the land to make believe.
0:49.0	You can fat shame.
0:51.0	Nobody's going to harm you for that.
0:52.0	I'm the only one that's going to take the heat on
0:54.6	Instagram, on my book of faces on Twitter. You make fun of people. You can talk about your bosses. You can use code names. You might even use a blurred voice.
1:07.7	Hey, this is Ron. I want to talk about my boss. It's stable.
1:15.2	He's going to really fucking me. He's kind of really talking down to me.
1:17.6	He takes her to the really lumpy shits.
1:19.7	You can do whatever you want here.
1:21.6	I'm kind of gonna call it like it is. I'm on my own. I'm solo.
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