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Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Episode 1 - John's Childhood Poetry, Billy Zane Trivia & Some Heartfelt Textual Healing

Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.93.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2014

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Elis and John kick off their brand new show with tales of Walton-on-Thames, David Beckham's ex-girlfriend, and some Snake-from-The-Simpsons-themed advice for a concerned listener. They're such sweethearts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ellis James and John Robbins podcast XFM.

0:06.1

Hello there, thanks for downloading this podcast.

0:09.2

I'm John Robbins.

0:10.2

And I'm Alice James.

0:11.7

And this is the podcast of our first ever XFM show, and it was a bit, it's quite a corker.

0:16.5

Would you say it was a corker, Al?

0:17.7

Yes.

0:18.5

Also, when you say I'm John Robbins and then I follow up with

0:21.0

an IMS gymnast. It's very two wrong needs, isn't it? Is it? No.

0:26.4

Well, it is? Yeah. It's all like news readers. I know. It's just that by saying, is it,

0:32.8

I, my bottle went, my confidence, I was like, I don't know what I'm talking about. I've never seen the two Ronnie's, mate.

0:38.1

So already you've got an insight into the two mindsets of James Robbins.

0:44.5

James riddled with self-doubt.

0:47.4

Robbins playing high status.

0:49.1

Riding Rothshod.

0:51.0

So in this, in our first show, we had two new regular features, sacred cows and textual healing.

0:58.2

And we also had some good advice about what to do in Walton-N-Thames. And the resounding decision seemed to be absolutely nothing.

1:08.0

Yeah, that Walton-N-Temps feature is better than John has just made it so.

1:12.2

But should we just explain what textual healing was?

1:15.1

Textual healing is the two of us.

1:17.1

We both have slightly differing views on advice and matters of the heart, for instance.

1:23.3

I'm a sort of police oxenab man.

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