Episode 1: Introduction to the Patdown

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own. She explains what it is like to appear on a podcast and have her career pop. Ms. Pat discusses her career in standup comedy, writing her autobiography Rabbit, and shooting her ex-boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:31.0	My childhood in a nutshell. Well, it all started in Northampton in the 80s.
0:36.0	I didn't even know I was in the closet, but I did find George Mikel in there.
0:41.0	My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was a good
0:45.6	act of a Christie. I don't know why I'm telling you about it.
0:48.6	They've only gone and turned it into a series. So do yourself a favor and watch my awkward
0:53.3	years in glorious technicolor. Changing ends, stream free on ITVX. Comedy is
0:58.9	back in the building.
1:00.9	Welcome to the Pat Down with Miss Pat. I'm comedian Miss Pat, sent me with my co-host,
1:08.5	Chris Spangled.
1:10.5	You better get up, get out and turn into this podcast.
1:15.0	Yes, Pat's bitten the truth, bitten the real fat. Nothing but the other classy at the
1:19.9	same time. Pat got the flavor, these are not your same lies.
1:23.9	Yes, the politics, she been on the real bruh.
1:26.9	It could be pretty with other yet at the same time.
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