Episode 1: Dr No
Kill James Bond!
November, Abigail, and Devon
4.7 • 616 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the first episode of Kill James Bond, a podcast in which us three pursue noted tuxedo spy dickhead, James Bond, Sr., through 24 films, innumerable other properties. |
| 0:20.8 | And because, like, I wanted to mention why we're doing this, right? |
| 0:26.6 | James Bond is a fucking asshole, man. |
| 0:29.6 | And every other podcast about James Bond is about how cool he is. |
| 0:35.6 | Like, how the aesthetic has got... No, no, that's not what we're doing. |
| 0:39.1 | The podcast that we're doing here, this is about how much of a prick James Bond is. |
| 0:45.1 | We are an anti-Bondy podcast. |
| 0:47.3 | That's right. |
| 0:47.8 | And we are going to introduce ourselves. |
| 0:52.9 | So, without further ado, the name's Caldwell Kelly. |
| 0:56.1 | Alice Caldwell Kelly. |
| 0:58.2 | The name's Thorn. |
| 1:00.0 | Abigail Thorn. |
| 1:02.0 | And I'm Devin. |
| 1:06.4 | What else do we know about this Chinese gentleman? |
| 1:09.2 | Nothing much except his name. |
| 1:12.7 | Dr. No. |
| 1:32.9 | Ooh. Ooh, I like it. I like it. |
| 1:33.9 | Right. |
| 1:34.7 | We've got production values this time. |
| 1:38.5 | And we are going to be going through, we're going to be pursuing James Bond through the |
| 1:43.7 | chronological films, which means |
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